December Review - Bald "The Pig"

Steak Guinness and Cheese Pie and Chocolate Pots.


After getting referred to as "The Pig" on Kids blog, I thought I would see if she could step up to the pressure of feeding The Pig while getting critiqued. 


I have just gone on a diet because of the amount of  chocolate desserts the Kid has forced fed me against my will. Before I met her, I was an extremely good looking man with a physique to boot and now I am a fat bald man. I hope you all believed that first bit of that sentence. Anyway, enough about my problems and down too critiquing the meal.

She cooked me a STEAK, GUINNESS AND CHEESE PIE followed by a CHOCOLATE POT. How do you spell 'shit'? Just kidding. After hearing about the comedy routine that she went through to cook the meal (24 hour epic), followed by the usual burning herself 2 to 3 times while cooking, we sat down to a hearty meal. 


As The pig, I like big size portions and she didn't fail. 

It was cooked to perfection as the meat was very tender and the cheese was dripping everywhere. The pastry was light and didn't take away from the main ingredients.The Guinness set the taste of the meat off really well. I had so many portions, that by the end I was feeling a bit tipsy.


We then moved on to the Chocolate pots. All I have to say about this is - hot chocolate. It never fails. Well played Gammie. From there I took off my belt and unbuttoned my shorts to unleash the mass that had gathered on the mass that is my stomach. The Pig was cooked.


Thanks for having me.